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The Adventures of Lola & Alice

We've joined the masses of websites who have added a blog to their site.  Our blog adventures are to give some escapism to your day.  There will be stories of where we've been and where we'll be next.  Lots of images to go make you go "Oooooh" and "Ahhhhh" at.  Interesting and unexpected stuff, because that's what we're about.  Keeping it real and surprising.    Do come along for the ride and subscribe.


Size Labels in Clothes Mean NOTHING!

tapemeasure, measurements, sizes
The power of the tape measure.

It's TRUE! Size labels mean absolutely nothing as to how the garment fits the body. Its more a lose guide. Size labels may as well only be used for stock taking, as the range of varying measurements that make up a size is broad and in no way consistent across all labels and companies.



The Confusing Body

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No two bodies are the same, yet many where the same size clothing.

We're talking bodies as a whole, not parts of the body.


Having my background in the rag trade and fashion industry for most of my life, being the right size in an industry all about image is something I never was able to conform to, as much as I felt I should. Let's be honest, genes don't help. Height is something I have always been grateful for.. and being able to walk in heels!


How sizes have changed over the decades. How a size label doesn't mean a thing! Well, certainly not a standard of all size 12's being equal.


A size label is just to screw with the head and self confidence or the wearer. A label of body insecurity. I see his loud and clear now. After years of working for different companies, who have different consumer markets, each of which come with different sized people and expectations of size. It's taken a long time, a life time, but I really don't care what size or shape I am. A size 10, perhaps in a shoe, but that'd be it. Perhaps if I was as passionate about the great outdoors as I am about groping fabric, shapes may be different. It is what it is.


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Style with accessories, not size labels.

I dress in garments that are adaptable and have features I feel suit the shape I have. Black is also my favourite colour. The number one receeding colour of choice. Coloured ccessories can do amazing things. It's about styling, not sizing. Who cares what size your dress is when you have such enviable accessories.



 

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Each workroom has their own 'standard' of sizes.

My Experiences With Sizes


Back in the days of fashion school, pattern blocks were made to, what seemed like, Barbie Doll sizes. Size 10 blocks, 65 cm waist.

fitting garments. waist

One company I worked for back in the late 1990's, had strict size measurements. The companuy sold their clothes in both N.Z. and Aussie, so on the size labels, there were two sizes. Our Kiwi size 12, was an Aussie size 11. A size 11 had a 27" (67.5cm) waist.

Another company, in a high end fashion market, had 'The ladies who lunch' type of clients. One client only ever had size 8 labels put in her clothes, no matter her waist size.

Another company I did time with, made a number of labels crossing ages from 18-80. The range I worked on was aimed at 18-25. The mens side was much more standard and logical for measurements, but the womens, a whole different story. Club and street wear was not high fashion and not the 'mum' market. The considerations were different. Hemlines were above the knee, but still well below the bum and waist lines got heaps lower.. what started as an 18cm fly zip in the 90s, ended as a 12 cm fly zip in the early 2000's. The last zip I remember ordering was about 8cm.. Alexander McQueen's 'Bumster' pants were a decade before! For the Kiwi shape, brought up on a lot of dairy... don't go there. IT was time to move on to new pastures. Yet looking back, those waists, necklines and hemlines were pretty tame compared to the same target market of fashion today. Tasteful was still safely commercial.

After moving on from commercial companies and going into Made-to Measure for nearly 20 years, I made clothes for a large variety of different shaped women. No two the same size, and amazingly, never one who was completely happy with their body. It was enlightening. I realised holding a tape measure was sadly powerful and potentially intimidating. The most important thing was to tell clients, their measurements meant nothing to anyone except me for patternmaking purposes, so please don't worry.


So many women beating themselves up over the size label they weren't comfortable with. Whose fault is this? Who or what makes us think because we are not a socially percieved, desired size, our body is not good enough or 'right'. If all the bits of your body are working and organs and limbs etc, are in the expected place, then your body IS right. Size labels just play with your mind and any body insecurities. They're like a big highlighter to say you don't fit society's mold of 'Right'.


Well people, it's all bollocks! And, I'll prove it!



IT'S CONTROVERSIAL

Sizes have changed over time and decades.

Are there such things standard sizes?


So much could be said about this area. A picture paints a thousand words. I found some stats and a graph.... and then came across the terms, 'Vanity Sizing' and the lesser kind, 'Size Inflation'. A medical practicioner in the U.K. suggested that the term vanity sizing has contributed to the normalisation of obesity in society... that's getting a bit deep.


I couldn't find any history of New Zealand having standard sizing, but did read that America and the U.K. abandoned their standard sizing guide in 1983. Mentions of size incocnsistenceys have been documented since 1937


In Sears's 1937 catalog, a size 14 dress had a bust size of 32 inches (81 cm). In 1967, the same bust size was a size 8. In 2011, it was a size 0. Some argue that vanity sizing is designed to satisfy wearers' wishes to appear thin and feel better about themselves. This works by adhering to the theory of compensatory self-enhancement, as vanity sizing promotes a more positive self-image of one upon seeing a smaller label.

Clifford, Stephanie (24 April 2011). "One Size Fits Nobody: Seeking a Steady 4 or a 10". New York Times


 

THE INVESTIGATION...

I've been doing some interesting reserarch of current size charts from well known Kiwi brands.

From chain stores to high fashion labels. You may be surprised, and hopefully give your self less grief about what 'size' label you feel you must buy..


I've picked a cross section of New Zealand women's clothing brands. From each braand's size charts on their websites, I've noted down their Size12 measurements. I've then ranked them by waist size, from smallest to largest. I won't name the brands, instead will label them by a target market; Younger (16-25), Everyone (18-65), High End Fashion, Chain Store (has a number of brands, this is a "Mum" brand). The 'Everyone' and 'Chain Store' labels have a minimum and maximum size range, as they say their Size 12 garments will measure over a range of body measurements min-max.



Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe posing for the 3rd U.S.Infantry Division, 02/17/1954. (National Archives Identifier 531435)

For comparison to show how much body size measurements have changed, you'll see the first four rows are not stores. The hour-glass shape of movie star, Marilyn Monroe, (who was said to be a size 16 in today's terms! These were her model portfolio mesurements taken in 1945) along with three common sewing pattern brands who still sell patterns today, using measurements from their1960s and 1970s patterns. Size years range from 1945 - 2022.



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Size 12 body measurements. 2022

Yep! Betwen the 1960s Simplicity Pattern and today's High Fashion Brand D, there are nearly three size differences which are all classed as a Size12in their day.


High Fashion Kiwi Brands

How interesting is this, or just confusing. All of these measurements were taken from each brand's size chart's, Size 12. No two 12's are the same.


In patternmaking and grading terms. Grading is making patterns bigger and smaller, ie, making a size 12 into a size 14. Traditionally, there is 5cm increase between size measurements between one size and the next. This should be consistent over the measurement points, Bust, Waist, Hip. Now look at the 'Size 12' measurements below (and above) to see how they wildly vary.


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All brands are 'Size 12'.

Brand C's size 12 is their L or Large, while Brand D, has their size 12 as a M, or medium.

Looking at the measurements below, you can see just how much variation there is.

Between Brand A & Brand D, there is a 10 cm difference in waist size. That's like saying Brand A is a 10 and Brand D is a 14, that is how much a 10 cm waist difference is., yet, these are Size12's. The hip measurements for Brand D are two and a half sizes bigger than Brand A.

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Chic and glamorous 1950s fashion.

Important Lesson

I hope people have made it this far, without being completely confused. I really hope from this bit of reading and looking, you'll understand, size labels mean bugger-all. The variation between each brand can be little or, as illustrated here, A LOT.


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Which is the best fit, not what is the desired size label.

So next time you go and try on clothes, don't feel you need to squeeze into a 'Small', because thats the size you have always been, when the size 'Medium' sits so much better on your body. The little bit of extra length or width can make all the difference. If a style is fitted, often this will trip up the fit. It's ok if you need the next size up for the garment to look right. Besides, the size label isn't on public display on the outside of the garment. So what does it matter what size the label says.

With a boxy shapeless garment, you might find the next size down is better - yeah, no matter what I say here, buying a smaller size is still great for the head health.


Important lesson, If all your body bits are in the places they most commonly are, if you're above ground, then your body IS the right body!

So, you don't like bits about your body shape, meh, you're not unique.

I can't stress enough how important it is to wear the size of garment that fits the body best, and not to be mentally dictated by the size label.


So much about dressing is the power of illusion... but that's for another time.


Overdue to grope some pretty fabric.


Until next time, share your comments of size experience and confusion.

Do subscribe to get a wee bit of escapism every now and then with the Escapist Journey of Lola & Alice..


Cheers

Roz






“offering instantaneous emotional gratification without intellectual effort”.

Walter Benjamin, German philosopher, cultural critic and essayist, on the subject of Kitsch.



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The gnome is at one with Kitsch.

It's both fun and cringeworthy at the same time - how can you not love it?!


Love it or hate it, you've likely smiled (disguised by a smirk) at the odd piece of kitsch. That little shiny ornament your

Gran used to let you hold, if you were good. Or the butterfly stuck to the side of the typical Kiwi weatherboard bungalow. Kitsch has a wonderful element of the sentimental attached. Nostalgic memories from childhood and days gone by. Interior fashion items that once looked WOW, now look wow, in a whole different way 30 years on. Fashions version of hindsight cruelty.


Kitsch collection of nostalgic items. Gnome, flamingo,bride ,hula, modern kitch sculptures.
Kitsch, How can you not love the fun of it?

DEFINITION


To those who appreciate and enjoy Kitsch, the definitions sound scathing and a little hurtful.


Kitsch is a German word, that is generally used to describe objects that are considered tasteless or common while aspiring to high art. The word Kitsch roughly translates to the English “tacky”.

 

noun

art, objects, or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way. "the lava lamp is a bizarre example of sixties kitsch"

Low-brow style of mass-produced art or design using popular or cultural icons.


Something of tawdry design, appearance, or content created to appeal to popular or undiscriminating taste

 

Thankfully, The Urban Dictionary does have a more appreciative view in this definition;

Vladimir Tretchikoff, The Green Lady. Chinese Girl painting. Kitsch art
Chinese Girl. by Vladimir Tretchikoff.P ainted 1952. Popularly known as; The Green Lady.
As an art movement, lifestyle, or literature and film genre, kitsch is pleasingly distasteful. It's melodramatic, overdone, gaudy and tacky or sentimental and folksy. It's so bad that it's cool. Your cat might attack it, but it's hot. And, no, Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer are NOT bad enough to be kitsch. At all. Paris and Nicole though...
You're looking rather kitschy today, your grandma's neckace is hot. I saw an awesome Andy Warhol knockoff at the gallery yesterday, it was so kitsch. I couldn't get it though, I didn't have the cash. *sounds dissappointed*
by Avant-Garde Hero August 15, 2004
 

LOLA & ALICE'S KITSCH LOVE AFFAIR.

Lola & Allice green grocer fruit brooch
'Green Grocer' fruit brooch. 5+ A Day the Lola & Alice way.

It's true. It can not be denied. We love Kitsch. Not all of it, but certainly a lot of it.

Our love affair with flamingos and 3D Fruit, out 'Kitschen' range, definitely a kitsch vibe.


Kitsch is fun. It's usually bright, gaudy and in slight bad taste. It most definitely makes people smile. Often people get a misty look in their eyes as they remember back to when their parents had one of those.





Retro Christmas image. TinseldTree, Kitsch Christmas image.
Nostalgic memories of Christmas's past.

Nostalgia is a mainstay of what we're about. Nostalgia is very much a big part of what makes up Kitsch. Lots of memories go hand in hand with the nostalgic beauty that is kitsch. The faded, yellowed photographs of tinsel Christmas trees in front of the most fabulously garish wallpaper and clashing setee. But it's the memories associated with the image that are the wonderful bit. The beauty of kitsch.


IT'S A TREND

Not that long ago, in 2018 or there abouts, pineapples, flamingos, toucans and watermelons, they were everywhere, on everything, including blow up versions for pool lounging. The fashion trend many wouldn't even have realised that they were embracing was Kitsch, because these motifs and items were seen as cool and trendy. Suckers! Those in the know have always appreciated them.


Kitsch interiors. Home furnishing. Sofa Toucan and pineapple wall paper
Kitsch interiors. Toucans & pineapples blend together in kitsch harmony.

Interior decor has continued to embrace kitschy items, from flamingo watering cans to ceramic miniature head vases and plant pots. Aha, kitsch! The craze of Frida Kahlo printed on everything, kitsch! Surrealist merges of styles which become cool, yet there's something about said item, that you wouldn't be game enough to have in your home. What would your friends think?!


KITSCH TODAY

Today, the idea that something can be “so bad it’s good” is so common that the term “kitsch” no longer retains the negative associations it once did, and artists today often create works that embrace bad taste and question the high- and lowbrow division in art.


LOCAL Kitch Finds to Buy NOW!

To show you Kitsch isn't all horrid memories. Here are some fabulous local finds you can buy right now! Of course the links attached. You know these are cool items your friends would be envious of. #supportlocal



Kitsch, it's not that bad is it! - yes, that's a statement. It's good, REAL good!

Just like any piece of kitsch is a statement. Kitsch covers so many areas of visual life. Art, fashion, even music, interiors, books, architecture and Kiwiana. Love it or loathe it, it's part of the Kiwi DNA... Paua shell house anyone....


I Hope you enjoyed this smiling instalment from the Journey of Lola & Alice.

Let us know what you think in the comments and share with your kitsch loving friends.


Until next time


Cheers

Roz



Car, people
Kirsten & I after The Rock n' Hop in Timaru 2021

Who am I kidding, it's not a little,

it's A LOT!


Lola & Alice wouldn't be what it is without the amazing friendship and help from Kirsten. I would never have been brave enough to go out in public to risk markets on my own. The self doubt of what I was doing was too strong.


Sometimes it just takes one person to give you a bit of confidence to take a risk. Taking your quirky products out to the world. Kirsten was, is, that person. She understands the quirk - completely gets it! We laugh together at the madness.


Kirsten makes beautiful bags, quirky totes and appliqued cushions amongst other delectable treasure. She's not half talented! Kirsten's pieces blend perfectly with the array of Lola & Alice products. We really do have something for almost everyone.


I'd hate to think how many times we've packed and unpacked our cars of tables and gazebos over the last five years. We've certainly picked up a thing or two about essential market items - and it's nothing to do with the product you're there to sell.


If you're thinking about selling you wares at a market, this list is very much for you!


MARKET TOOLKIT ESSENTIALS

- In addition to a gazebo and tables (we use any where from three to six, and they all fit in the car with a coupe of gazebos!), table covers, gazebo walls, back up tarp for wet ground.... you'll need:

Tent Pegs

For pinning gazebo legs into grass - if the venue allows.

Two per leg is good. Have extras on hand.

'Sand' Bags

A Selection of Tapes (no, not cassette..)

A Hammer

Screw Drivers

Cable Ties

Scissors

Black Marker Pen

Ballpoint Pen & Note Papaer

Yellow Card

String and/or fine rope.

Extra Printed Prices

Hand Sanitizer

Baby Wipes

Cheap plastic table cloth

Safety Pins

  • Other Essentials for us include; extra eftpos rolls; business cards; rubber pin backs; earring stud backs; sticky velcro; giant push pins; wonderclips; charged powerbank and cord for when the eftpos charge gets low.

If I've forgotten something, Kirsten has usually remembered it. Such as rubbish bag, thermos of hot water, a selction of tea and mugs. A Towel for spills. Water to drink!


All of that before any stock even reaches the car, which is really a tardis.


My friends are treasured. Their help at events in any capacity, I am so very grateful for.

Especially the out of town events, when a market and the madness of them, isn't something they're used to. There's the lovely ones who give you somewhere to stay, who see you, me, far from my best, in the morning, and far from my most coherent at the end of the day. Events are always much more fun with someone else to share them with. There are some sights you just can't relay, but sharing that knowing look of, 'we-can't-unsee-that-and-you-know-it!', is priceless. Sharing these times with friends adds to the escapist qualities of what Lola & Alice is about. It's work but it doesn't feel like work, more an adventure. Then there are the friends who visit the events, those who are sounding boards and support your ideas, squash your fears and want to wear your product. They've been there, they get it.

Truly treasured. That's what they are.


Toolkits and treasured friends. Markets are a piece of cake when you've got those.


Do you have a market buddy? Have they helped you conquor any market fears you may have had? How about a toolkit? What are your top essentials? Leave your comments below.


Thanks for joining the journey. Until the next escapist instalment....


Cheers

Roz



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